September 18, 2014
"Fuck, my tea."

— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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September 18, 2014
boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

(via nanoochka)

September 18, 2014

permissiontogoafterhim:

Random Edit - 158~159/?

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September 18, 2014

ursulavernon:

favabean05:

nickfnry:

unexplained-events:

Some people take taxidermy to an entirely new level of creepy…

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKK

Oh god, it’s Assquatch.

Um. That’s the technical name. That’s a taxidermied white-tailed deer butt, flipped over so the tail makes the beard. There are people who work very hard to shave and shape the hair to make a nose.

The mouth is…well, it’s exactly what you think it probably is. Putting teeth in them and making it look like lips is the true test of the assquatch artist.

I wish like hell I was making this up, but I’m not.

(via jouissants)

September 18, 2014

your-consulting-merc-witha-mouth:

sadspockpanda:

STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT IN STRANGE NEW PLACES, TO HAVE DINNER WITH ALIENS AND SHIT, TO VAGUELY WANDER IN THAT DIRECTION LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE.

image

to vaguely wander in that direction

(Source: ghost-nappa, via sparkleharder)

September 18, 2014

People casually calling Chris Evans ‘Captain’ is my new favorite thing. [x]

STEVE ROGERS GOES INTO FILM/TV DIRECTING AU

He developed a mild interest during the USO tour from the films he made and when he finds out that there’s still all sorts of issues with representation and underpaying the crew he ends up trying his hand at directing.

(Source: clhrisevans, via idrilka)

September 18, 2014
"Tatiana is always the least important person in the room – in her eyes. She is the mother hen. She is forever telling others to please go before her at the lunch table, always checking in and asking if everyone has all that they need, always asking how you are feeling and how your mother is, always noticing when someone is down and picking them back up, always making you laugh with a funny face right when you need it, always honest with advice and encouragement, and always the hardest working and likely the most tired person in the room but never showing it. She is a true lead. She leads the cast and crew by example in hard work, dedication, professionalism, manners, encouragement, love, and absolute childlike fun and silliness."

— Kathryne Alexandre on Tatiana Maslany (x)

(Source: clonefusion, via idrilka)

September 18, 2014

beautifuloutlier:

I want to note that the way the sex binary looks like it’s present throughout the animal world is that white scientists have a terrible habit of labeling everything “male” or “female” even when it makes no sense.

Like, by any reasonable metric, bees have three sexes: drone, queen, and worker. Workers are only labelled female because someone couldn’t abide the idea of something not being either one or the other.

And before someone calls “genetics” there are many species where both sexes have the exact same genetics, and even many where individuals can change reproductive capacity at will, and scientists suddenly have no problem calling the ones who grow eggs “female” even though they were “male” two weeks ago.

Some species of mammals reproduce asexually. They have only one sex. It is still called “female” because it makes babies even though one might reasonably ask why even make the distinction when every single individual makes babies just the same.

(via hellotailor)

September 18, 2014

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via momentsinthewoods)

September 18, 2014

micthemicrophone:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

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