WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
— me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via sail-across-the-universe)
Lingerie is overrated. Corsets are overrated. But this is awesome.
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
- Anonymous asked:hi mal! do you have any good captain america: the winter soldier fic recs??
YES I DO AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE
okay i like depressing shit a lot but mostly i like stuff that deals with bucky/the...
- #1 reason my mother is amazing
You are scheduled to skydive (can’t believe I’m writing this) on Monday, May 26 at noon.